1 00:01:13,470 --> 00:01:15,590 Look, it's no use you going on like this. 2 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:17,530 Going on? I haven't said a word. 3 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:20,390 Well, that's just it. Even when you're quiet, you're nagging. 4 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:24,190 Look, the new plant has developed a fault, and I'm the senior engineer. 5 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:27,970 It's my job to find it. It could cost the company a fortune, you know. 6 00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:29,710 Yeah, so you say. 7 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:32,330 I don't see why it's got to take a whole week. 8 00:01:32,770 --> 00:01:36,070 Why you have to take your squash racket and your short to make the boiler? 9 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:37,369 A boiler? 10 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:39,130 Is that all you've learnt in ten years? 11 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:41,370 It's a hydroelectric plant. 12 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:42,750 The biggest in the country. 13 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:46,360 I'm going to be working flat out all week. I need some exercise and 14 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,640 don't I? 15 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,920 That rotten old bank. 16 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,560 Why have they got to send you out to Scotland, Jojo? 17 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,460 Tell me you'll miss me, Jojo. Every second away from you is going to be like 18 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:13,620 eternity, my sweetiekins. 19 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 But you know what it's like. 20 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,420 Somebody's got to go up and check their accounts each year. 21 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,340 Someone's got to make sure the books are straight. 22 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,500 Tell me you'll miss me terribly. 23 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:23,360 More than you will your stupid wife. 24 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:24,760 I'll miss you terribly. 25 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,680 Not like that. In a special way. You know. 26 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,460 Oh, not again, my love. 27 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:32,100 I couldn't. You haven't let me sleep all night. 28 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,080 I'm not a young man, you know. 29 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,560 But I shan't see you for a whole week. 30 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,800 Look. Just relax. 31 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:40,140 Lay there. 32 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,240 I'll do it. 33 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,780 We've only been married two weeks. 34 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,000 How can they send you away so soon? 35 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:08,610 It's just not fair. 36 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:10,750 Well, I know it's not fair. 37 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:13,490 But, you know, they're very important clients. 38 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:15,610 Oh, very important clients. 39 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,350 Say you'll miss me. Say you'll be true to me. 40 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:21,670 Tell me you love me. 41 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:23,150 Of course I love you. 42 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:26,670 I'm going to miss you. 43 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:30,690 Well? How can I be untrue to you? 44 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:34,250 No, no, no. Kiss me. 45 00:03:41,230 --> 00:03:42,230 One more thing, Albert. 46 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:45,210 Just let me find out that you've been seeing that floozy from the underwear 47 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:46,390 department the year before it. 48 00:03:46,610 --> 00:03:49,850 Oh, no, love, no, no. I want no anky -panky from you, Albert, as soon as 49 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:52,110 out of my sight. How do you know? Do you hear me, Albert? 50 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:53,350 I do, love, I do, yes. 51 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:55,010 Bye, love. Bye, Albert. 52 00:03:57,730 --> 00:03:58,990 Albert! Oh, 53 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:01,990 thanks, love. 54 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:04,370 Now, you do hear me, don't you, Albert? 55 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:15,410 And so, gentlemen, it's my job to welcome you to the start of your well 56 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:16,409 break. 57 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:21,410 My name is Penny, and I'll be on hand throughout your stay with us. 58 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:26,670 Forget the cares of business life, the hurly -burly and bustle of the offices 59 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:28,590 and banks in which you've all worked so hard. 60 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:33,710 For one week, you'll reap the benefits of your labours. You will relax, be 61 00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:35,270 pampered and pleasured. 62 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:39,210 The staff at Mega Boob Manor are all hand -picked by our principal. 63 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:41,530 who will greet you on your arrival. 64 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:45,530 Our only task is to ensure that you want for nothing. 65 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:49,850 This is to be your reward from your grateful employers. 66 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:39,540 Thank you. 67 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,800 Thank you. 68 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:22,400 Welcome to Megaboot Manor. I know that you're all acquainted with each other 69 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,820 through your local chamber of trade. 70 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,620 Allow me now to introduce you to my girls. 71 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:28,280 My name is Patricia. 72 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:30,540 I'm known as Mummy Megaboot. 73 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:40,320 Now this is Sally, and here's Mary, Sophie, 74 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,700 Sarah, Esther, and Susan. 75 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,120 A girl's job will be to make the most pleasurable time of her life. 76 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,640 Right, 77 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:53,700 girl. Take our guests to their rooms and make them comfortable. 78 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,620 We'll all meet in the bar for drinks later this evening. 79 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,300 Just a bit worried about my heart. 80 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:02,020 We'll soon take care of that. 81 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,020 Thanks very much, darling. 82 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,880 Hello? 83 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,580 Jane? Jane, is that you? It's Dorothy. 84 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,680 Dorothy? What's the matter? You sound upset. 85 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,700 Upset? Wouldn't you be upset? 86 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,020 It's my Joseph. 87 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:20,280 He's left me. 88 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,800 Joseph left you? 89 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:28,040 Absurd. He wouldn't leave you. Last week, he tells me that he's gone away to 90 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,920 check the account of the bank in Scotland. 91 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:34,340 So yesterday, I packed his case and he caught the train at midday. 92 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:39,240 He didn't phone me this morning, so I phoned his bank in Scotland. 93 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,340 Oh, dear. I am sorry. 94 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,040 It gets worse. 95 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:48,180 I phoned his branch and spoke to that so -called secretary of his. And? 96 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:50,980 She gave me the same story he had. 97 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:53,040 So what's the problem? 98 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:56,460 You know how stupid those backward people can be. Perhaps they've made a 99 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:57,560 mistake. Mistake? 100 00:07:58,180 --> 00:08:00,740 It's that fawning secretary of his who made the mistake. 101 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,000 She said she drove him to the bus station this morning. 102 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,680 So where's he been all night? Is that what you're saying? 103 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,800 It's not last night I'm worried about. 104 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:13,280 I've known for a long while that he works off his so -called excess energy 105 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,540 top of that secretary. 106 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:20,860 He used to say he was jogging, but I know. No, what worries me is where he's 107 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:22,300 going to be for the next week. 108 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:27,360 All his sports clothes have gone, his swimming trunks. He only wears them once 109 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,360 year in Ibiza. 110 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:33,120 His flowery T -shirts and his squash racket. His squash racket? 111 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,720 I guess you're supposed to do that. 112 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,680 You're safe? 113 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,280 I think. 114 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,520 She's going to take me for an assisted jacuzzi later on, whatever that may be. 115 00:10:58,660 --> 00:10:59,660 Have you any idea? 116 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,780 Serge, mate, I still can't believe this is happening. 117 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,460 If Jane and Dottie found... Shh, don't mention those names here. 118 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,660 We're here to forget about them for the whole week, mate. 119 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,660 This is the business, Sophie. 120 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:14,920 Who'd have believed it, eh? 121 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:18,620 You've made a really great game. Where was the bit for your eggs? Any more of 122 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,880 that and I'll come out there and drag you in here with me. 123 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,140 But you don't have to drag me in. 124 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:26,460 So you want to find out about the assisted part of the jacuzzi? 125 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,080 Assisted? 126 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,860 Yeah, you bet. 127 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,260 Okay. 128 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,520 How wonderful. 129 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,160 Sorry, I couldn't sense it. 130 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,200 Don't worry about it. 131 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,359 Come on in. 132 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,360 Yeah, join us. 133 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,500 Yeah, 134 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,480 do it. It's nice and warm. 135 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:28,910 Good evening, everybody. 136 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,930 I am pleased you settled in so quickly. 137 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:36,180 As you may know, this idea of rewarding the top employee with a crud bill came 138 00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,260 from the Chamber of Trade. 139 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:41,500 They decided it would be a good idea not only to give their usual reward of a 140 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:45,020 week's holiday, but to make the most unforgettable experience for you. 141 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,860 Is there anything at all you require during your stay? You have only to ask 142 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:49,860 young lady. 143 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,840 Oh, and don't worry about your wife. That's all been taken care of. 144 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:56,980 And now I think dinner's served. 145 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,900 The snivelling little wretch. 146 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,500 If only I'd known. 147 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,540 How could he possibly do a thing like that to me? 148 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,220 Well, we're not sure whether they're up to anything. 149 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,820 But it all seems a bit suspicious. 150 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,260 It appears to be connected with the Chamber of Trade thing. 151 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:31,600 Look, I must be going now. I've got to see some other wives this evening. 152 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,020 And if there is anything wrong, we can decide what to do. 153 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:48,960 You know what? 154 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,900 You're the tastiest little morsel I've ever seen. 155 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,920 Do you know what I've got to do to you? 156 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:57,780 No. Go on, tell me. 157 00:21:58,380 --> 00:22:00,820 I'd love to cover you in chocolate and cream. 158 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,920 And cover it all over your body and lick it. 159 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:08,980 Every part of you. 160 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:12,760 Oh, 161 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:23,000 it's 162 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,220 all right for that lot over there. They don't have to face up to my wife when 163 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,220 they get back. 164 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:29,860 The dragon. 165 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,220 That's what they call her at Brinkley. 166 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:38,740 You know, I used to enjoy myself when we used to marry. The cheap was a stock to 167 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:39,740 all us. 168 00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:45,440 I used to... I used to like to go clubbing. I became a snooker with the 169 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,419 a Friday night. 170 00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:48,060 It was just a bit of fun, really. 171 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,060 Can, uh... Can you play the flute for me? 172 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,520 I don't know. 173 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,540 Maybe you should sit down. 174 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:05,960 Oh! I said, you know, sometimes if we have a table here, I 175 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,960 think I might. 176 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:12,000 Oh, dear. 177 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:16,780 They were hardly right, but they said everything we wanted was here. 178 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,600 Albert, don't ever go and teach me what to do. 179 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:28,460 If you just hold it there. Just one more move. 180 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,660 And leave it at the back, just there. 181 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,820 And I'll get a cue and don't you move. 182 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,920 Ah! 183 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:47,420 Jesus! 184 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,500 Let's just get the badger and the badger. 185 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,560 I don't think I can take much more of this. 186 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:54,680 I haven't even started yet. 187 00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:58,120 Now how about a real mega -biz man a -massage? A what? 188 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,820 You heard, now lay still and we'll be back in a minute. 189 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,200 Hello. 190 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,640 I'm not supposed to sprinkle milk, don't you know? 191 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,080 I'll tell you what. 192 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:16,120 I'll tell you what I'm saying. I'll tell you what makes it right. 193 00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:18,180 Okay, right. 194 00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:24,180 You're okay. Excuse me, everyone. I don't swear. 195 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,319 See you later. 196 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,700 Bye. Bye. 197 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:31,040 I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to 198 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:31,639 it. I'm going to get it. 199 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,640 I'm going to get it. 200 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:33,980 Right. 201 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,640 Well, that's nearly perfect. 202 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,720 Oh, yes. 203 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,200 That's absolute. 204 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,760 Just move that leg. Right. 205 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Oh. 206 00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:49,040 Keep it as straight as you possibly can. 207 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:57,520 That's, I think, the perfect snooker position if you like to have a go. 208 00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:00,220 Oh. 209 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,180 Am I getting it now, Albert? 210 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,440 Not at the moment, love, but you will. 211 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:30,020 You know, that's almost the perfect position I have ever seen on a snooker 212 00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:33,640 table. Now, love, let us just stretch a little more. 213 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,839 That's it. 214 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,060 Stretch more. Go on. 215 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,240 Oh, that's right in the arm. 216 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:43,220 Can I just say, you've got me into that position on purpose. 217 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,100 Just look what's happened now. 218 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,360 It's thrown out. 219 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,500 What am I going to do now? 220 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:52,880 Well, you could take it all off, my dear. 221 00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:54,970 Albert, you naughty boy. 222 00:26:55,210 --> 00:26:59,610 Well, I'm sorry I didn't want to offend you. I must have had a little bit too 223 00:26:59,610 --> 00:27:00,610 much wine. 224 00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:03,010 Do you really think I'm pretty? 225 00:27:03,610 --> 00:27:10,510 Oh, it's one of the finest sights that I've ever seen. 226 00:27:10,910 --> 00:27:17,470 Do you know, love, I'm no spring chicken, but I haven't felt like this 227 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,770 first started courting. 228 00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:20,010 Oh, yeah, sweet. 229 00:27:20,790 --> 00:27:21,790 Oh. 230 00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:27,450 Don't you think my bits are too big? I mean, I can never keep them in my dress. 231 00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:34,470 They're the most wonderful pair that I've had the privilege to set my eyes 232 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:41,130 Do you know, I'm head of a department in one of the biggest departmental stores 233 00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:42,130 in town. 234 00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:49,010 I've often wondered what it would be like to be in lingerie. 235 00:27:50,090 --> 00:27:53,150 It'd be a lot more different than garden tools and furniture. 236 00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:55,070 Oh. 237 00:33:21,450 --> 00:33:26,910 Do you know I'm head of a department in one of the biggest departmental stores 238 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:27,910 in town? 239 00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:34,650 I've often wondered what it would be like to be in lingerie. 240 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,940 Never again? Never again. 241 00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:27,580 Oh, Christ. 242 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,000 I'm dying. 243 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,400 Hi, fellas. 244 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,280 Thank you. 245 00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:26,448 Not at all. 246 00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:27,590 Back in a minute, she says. 247 00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,210 And guess who she came back with? 248 00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:30,530 Go on, go on. 249 00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:36,570 Madam, um, the boss, you know, uh, mega... Big tits. Big tits. Yeah, yeah, 250 00:40:36,930 --> 00:40:37,930 Yeah, her. 251 00:40:38,930 --> 00:40:40,990 Came in naked as the day she was born. 252 00:40:41,430 --> 00:40:42,288 Oh, yeah. 253 00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:43,730 She laid in and said, climb aboard. 254 00:40:44,130 --> 00:40:46,410 I mean, what is a bloke supposed to do, eh? Do the business. 255 00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:47,549 You did. 256 00:40:47,550 --> 00:40:48,550 I did. 257 00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:50,810 Just like being at the bank, I suppose. 258 00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:52,330 At the bank? Yeah. 259 00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:54,850 Put it in, make a deposit, withdraw. 260 00:40:58,660 --> 00:40:59,660 All night. 261 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,440 All night. 262 00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,340 Look, 263 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,600 I honestly don't know if I can go through with this. It seems, well, you 264 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,640 sneaky somehow. 265 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,500 It just does seem sneaky. 266 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:15,600 Well, I've spoken to all the other wives and we're all agreed you're the only 267 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,980 one who's got any chance of getting that creep from the Chamber of Trade to tell 268 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:19,980 us where those rats are. 269 00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:24,100 Let's be honest, he's hardly going to succumb to Dottie's charms, is he? 270 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:27,200 Or mine, either, for that matter. 271 00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:31,160 You're the youngest and the prettiest, and it's down to you. 272 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,240 I must be going. 273 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,900 Let me help you if you can. 274 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,120 Oh, thanks. 275 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:38,540 Remember, we're all relying on you. 276 00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:42,860 Look, why don't you get on the phone to him right away? 277 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,720 He's probably old and ugly. 278 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:51,280 I know it won't be easy, dear, but do whatever you have to to get this 279 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,280 information. 280 00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:54,800 OK, I'll figure it out. 281 00:41:58,790 --> 00:42:00,470 Thanks. Okay, bye. 282 00:42:00,670 --> 00:42:01,670 Bye. 283 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:29,300 Yeah. 284 00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:10,450 I wonder if it's possible. 285 00:43:10,910 --> 00:43:12,910 What's possible? To do it in the swimming pool. 286 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:14,250 Of course it is. 287 00:43:14,650 --> 00:43:17,210 Well, I don't know. You might have a bit of trouble getting it up. 288 00:43:17,490 --> 00:43:20,630 And when you do get it up, you might bounce off. Bounce off? 289 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:23,250 You blame me, don't you? You touch it and bounce it. 290 00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:24,950 I didn't mean it that way. 291 00:43:25,210 --> 00:43:26,870 Well, there's only one way you're going to find out. 292 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:30,630 I always get mummy megaboots to fix it for you. Hey, that sounds like a bit of 293 00:43:30,630 --> 00:43:31,630 fun. 294 00:43:32,090 --> 00:43:36,310 Simple law of dynamics, isn't it? Simple law of nature, mate. See? Albus got it 295 00:43:36,310 --> 00:43:37,970 right. A simple law of fun. 296 00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:39,230 A simple law of... 297 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:59,900 Well, Linda girl, you've really done it this time. 298 00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:01,960 Just grit your teeth and smile. 299 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:08,880 Hello, 300 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:17,120 I'm Mike from the Chamber of Trade. 301 00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:19,340 And there you have it. 302 00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:21,580 Oh, there he wants it. And the pool. 303 00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:24,360 Well, why not? It won't be the first time. 304 00:44:25,050 --> 00:44:28,810 But you think he might need a little, how can I put it, help in getting it 305 00:44:28,810 --> 00:44:30,630 together? Getting it helped, really. 306 00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:34,370 You see, he's just recently married and he may be having some guilt feelings 307 00:44:34,370 --> 00:44:37,990 about the whole thing. I was wondering possibly if you could fix something up 308 00:44:37,990 --> 00:44:40,070 for him, just to put his mind back in the right track. 309 00:44:41,430 --> 00:44:43,830 I'll have to think about that. Now, let me see. 310 00:44:44,790 --> 00:44:47,210 Well, I think I might know what'll do the trick. 311 00:44:47,890 --> 00:44:51,390 You get him in the pool and I'll get the girls. 312 00:44:51,810 --> 00:44:53,370 Great. Thanks very much. 313 00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:56,840 Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Moore. I just don't think I can help you. 314 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,560 Please call me Mary. 315 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,820 Look, I know you have all these rules and so on, but I've just got to know 316 00:45:03,820 --> 00:45:05,960 he is. Just knowing where he is, that's all. 317 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:07,840 I'm sorry. 318 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,940 Look, I won't tell anyone that you told me. It'll be my little secret. 319 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:26,210 I'd do anything to find out. 320 00:45:26,430 --> 00:45:27,970 You really mean that, don't you? 321 00:45:28,190 --> 00:45:29,910 You're going to make me, aren't you? 322 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:31,950 Look, you started this, not me. 323 00:45:32,290 --> 00:45:34,010 You're going to make me, aren't you? 324 00:45:34,990 --> 00:45:37,150 Do you want me to make you? 325 00:45:37,810 --> 00:45:39,890 Maybe it's easier if I have to do it. 326 00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:12,660 I want to see your body, and you're going to show me. 327 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,160 Turn around. 328 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,040 Take rest. 329 00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:41,620 Come here. 330 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,660 We've been asked to assist in a serious experiment. 331 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,800 The question is, can you do it in a swimming pool? 332 00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:09,020 Albert is very kindly offered to be the judge. 333 00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:16,980 So select your partners and let's get to it. 334 00:51:10,049 --> 00:51:12,850 Come on. 335 00:51:39,820 --> 00:51:46,600 One of those long evenings, you don't know what to do 336 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,880 with yourself. 337 00:51:51,380 --> 00:51:57,920 One of those long evenings, when you feel like your heart 338 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,780 is on the shelf. 339 00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:05,780 Don't you get down. 340 00:53:44,110 --> 00:53:46,570 Well, what's erotic? It wouldn't do for everyone to be the same. 341 00:53:46,910 --> 00:53:47,910 Oh, I agree. 342 00:53:48,070 --> 00:53:49,210 It would be pretty dull. 343 00:53:49,910 --> 00:53:52,710 But, I mean, it is nice once in a while to watch a girl making herself look 344 00:53:52,710 --> 00:53:56,290 pretty. You know, like they do in the Hollywood films, lying in a bath full of 345 00:53:56,290 --> 00:54:00,290 soap, wearing sexy clothes and make -up their lot. Do you know what I mean? 346 00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:04,290 Well, life's not really like that, I'm afraid. 347 00:54:04,710 --> 00:54:06,810 Yeah, no, that's the trouble. It should be. 348 00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:08,530 Life should be full of glamour. 349 00:54:09,730 --> 00:54:11,530 Well, I tell you what, we'll do a deal. 350 00:54:12,330 --> 00:54:14,850 I'll make your wish come true if you'll help me. 351 00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:16,530 Me? Help you? 352 00:54:16,970 --> 00:54:20,930 How? Well, for years I've had this dream. 353 01:11:21,870 --> 01:11:22,870 Okay. 354 01:11:23,510 --> 01:11:24,510 Okay. 355 01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:05,180 Thank you. 356 01:20:51,630 --> 01:20:53,270 Well, it still doesn't seem right. 357 01:20:53,590 --> 01:20:55,970 I mean, we're no better than they are. 358 01:20:56,210 --> 01:20:57,610 And we're no worse, either. 359 01:20:58,570 --> 01:21:03,090 If those stupid fools think they can leave us here twiddling our thumbs while 360 01:21:03,090 --> 01:21:08,030 they're living it up with some glamour pussies, I, for one, certainly oughtn't 361 01:21:08,030 --> 01:21:09,190 to let them get away with it. 362 01:21:11,490 --> 01:21:14,750 Come here, young man. We need your help as well. 363 01:21:15,350 --> 01:21:16,410 Come over here. 364 01:21:17,430 --> 01:21:20,690 Well? I've never cheated on my Albert. 365 01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:24,230 You know, I'm really going to enjoy it. 366 01:21:26,050 --> 01:21:27,050 Gentlemen, 367 01:21:27,370 --> 01:21:30,950 it was the wish of one of you that he be allowed to lick fruit and cream from 368 01:21:30,950 --> 01:21:32,010 the body of the lovely Sally. 369 01:21:33,610 --> 01:21:35,790 With the gentleman concerned, please step forward. 370 01:21:38,410 --> 01:21:41,670 Your wish is our command. 371 01:21:41,970 --> 01:21:42,970 Please help yourself. 372 01:22:41,370 --> 01:22:43,504 Thank you. 373 01:22:56,800 --> 01:23:02,360 Oh my god. 374 01:23:52,340 --> 01:23:53,340 Oh. 375 01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:08,500 Thank you. 376 01:24:25,180 --> 01:24:26,180 Oh, there you go. 377 01:25:01,410 --> 01:25:03,430 Oh, my God. 378 01:25:32,550 --> 01:25:33,550 Come on. 379 01:25:36,450 --> 01:25:42,410 Come on, Albert. 380 01:25:46,270 --> 01:25:47,270 Come on, Albert. Come on. 381 01:26:15,990 --> 01:26:17,090 You know, it's funny. 382 01:26:17,330 --> 01:26:21,010 You read about this sort of thing happening in the newspaper and on the 383 01:26:21,010 --> 01:26:23,150 but you don't think it's actually true. 384 01:26:23,870 --> 01:26:24,870 I mean... 385 01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,320 It doesn't actually happen to ordinary folk like us. 386 01:26:27,940 --> 01:26:30,460 Oh, I suppose I can't really blame my Albert. 387 01:26:31,380 --> 01:26:35,000 I mean, I'm not the greatest girl in the world, I have to admit. 388 01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:37,820 Hmm, I feel the same way about my Frank. 389 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:42,880 I suppose he misses the sex and thrills the willing young body. 390 01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,180 Oh, that's nonsense, Jane. 391 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:48,560 I'm sure your body can thrill him just as much as those young things. 392 01:26:48,940 --> 01:26:49,940 You think so? 393 01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:51,600 I wish it could be that way. 394 01:26:52,430 --> 01:26:54,530 I've forgotten how to be sexy and provocative. 395 01:26:56,510 --> 01:26:59,330 I shan't say any about this when he gets home. 396 01:27:00,610 --> 01:27:05,550 I thought I'd be ashamed of him and myself, but I don't feel that way at 397 01:27:05,790 --> 01:27:09,730 I just feel, well, love, love all round me. 398 01:27:10,610 --> 01:27:12,950 Frank, he won't know what picked you. 399 01:27:13,790 --> 01:27:17,270 You know, I bought these things specially for today. 400 01:27:17,530 --> 01:27:19,470 I knew it was going to be something wicked. 401 01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:23,220 I was frightened but fascinated. 402 01:27:24,860 --> 01:27:27,020 I thought, I've got to see it through. 403 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:28,520 Right to the end. 404 01:27:30,140 --> 01:27:33,000 I didn't know it was going to be such a pleasure. 405 01:27:34,300 --> 01:27:36,980 I thought the men had all the pleasure and we got all the pain. 406 01:27:37,380 --> 01:27:39,960 I don't know why I let you lot talk me into this. 407 01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:41,520 My sex life's fine. 408 01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:43,740 I don't need any fear to boost it. 409 01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:47,240 But I must admit, I wouldn't mind doing it again. 410 01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:49,820 Oh no, that's the end.